Today's headline: "Superdome roof being cleaned."
This is my favorite kind of headline because it means there's nothing they deemed more pressing (read: horrific) to breathlessly scream on their front page.
Meaning: no news IS good news.
So hey, let's make a pact, you and I. Let's agree to ONLY buy newspapers or watch major media on days that are decidedly unsensational. Ditto on The
Let's show the media moguls that it really pays to be dull and unsensational!
It's just retarded enough to work.