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No News Is Good News

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My ingestion of current events is pretty much limited to stopping briefly on the walk home from Rouse's to look at the headline of the Times-Pic.

Today's headline: "Superdome roof being cleaned."

This is my favorite kind of headline because it means there's nothing they deemed more pressing (read: horrific) to breathlessly scream on their front page.

Meaning: no news IS good news.

So hey, let's make a pact, you and I. Let's agree to ONLY buy newspapers or watch major media on days that are decidedly unsensational. Ditto on The Hysteria Weather Channel—only watch it or go to their site on pleasant, cool, breezy days.

Let's show the media moguls that it really pays to be dull and unsensational!

It's just retarded enough to work.

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