December 22nd, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Midwest Mayhem

Today I went to my niece-in-law's kindergarten xmas party. They played musical chairs, which brings out the mopey, the aggressive, or the psychotic in all of us.

"I saw Billy shove Danny out of that chair. Billy, take a bow. You're out."

Brutal.

Then I watched a puppet show, put on by the same eight year old, while the two year old leaped repeatedly on my Cherished Bits.

The second puppet show, as the girl warned me, "will be more silly."

Going out for adult cocktails at an adult's house in a moment. Maybe I'll put on a silly puppet show.

St. Louis is a cold, cold place. The way I see it, the only justification for below freezing temperatures is to sustain the pretty fluffy snow.

So where is it?

Saturday we're driving to the in-laws château in Kentucky. As astrogirl asks, "What are the sleeping arrangements?"

I will answer this question with a question: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous*?



* HellifIknow.