July 12th, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Trade This In For A Newer Model

Totally. Not. Fair.

I am writing to you from under a crippling hangover.

I am now getting hangovers without even getting drunk the night before.

A glass of champagne, a glass of wine, a few beers, stretched over six hours, in amazing company.

Is this what happens when you cross over from 'early 30s' to 'late 30s' as I am doing this very month?

Totally. Not. Fair.