June 28th, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Clicking Heels 3x, x100.

Oh get me home quick.

Barring that, ohhh, make that Percoset kick in NOW!

Using airport WiFi in Providence, RI airport. Trying to get back to New Orleans. Routed through Tampon, Florida.

Think about that.

Routed through Florida.

You know what that means, don't you?

"Ladies and gentlemen, at this present moment in time today, we will soon begin boarding flight 666 to Tampa. Pre-boards of cripples and breeders with litters of crumbsnatchers will occur first, ensuring that everyone else will inevitably have to sit next to a squalling, mewling cabbage for the next four hours. That cool?"

No. That's not cool.

Flight's boarding. Home tonight.

Godspeed to me.