April 19th, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Lazarus of the Meme's

Waaaaay back in 2002 I wrote a meme in revolt of other meme's that, for example, have the balls to ask a person, "Do you eat your broccoli stems?" and such-like boring and noninsightful questions.

For those just joining us (since after 2002) I'll post it again (with updated answers):

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Clifford the Big Red House, Bywater, New Orleans, LA
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE? I feel I've arrived there.
WHERE WOULD YOU *NOT* LIVE? PST
WHAT READING MATERIAL IS ON YOUR TOILET? "When a Boy Becomes a Man" -- turn o' the century pamphlet on the horrors that will befall you if you masturbate.
WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Oh god. Embarrassing. When I saw Dancer in the Dark a few months ago. Gag.
SIZE, OR TECHNIQUE? Why can't we have both?
WHAT BORES YOU? Long monologues by people who lack any intrinsic narrative voice.
WHAT DO YOU FEAR? Boredom.
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR BROCCOLI STEMS? (AND IS YOUR THERAPIST AWARE OF THIS?) Y'see, this is what I was talking about!
NAME ONE SUBJECT YOU HAVE NEVER BROACHED WITH YOUR PARENTS: Columns. Doric/Ionic/Corinthian, and which is which?
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX FOR MONEY OR PRIZES? Yah, but just once, and just for kicks. It made me feel filthy. Which was a propos for that particular evening.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR OWN MORTALITY? Assuming it comes when I'm old and tired, I'm cool widdat. Hoping I shan't be flattened by a bakery truck tomorrow though.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC? Classical/Baroque/Romantic piano.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANYONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KNOWING WHAT YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC IS? I'm starting to be swayed to the idea that some people (not me) find others' music tastes fascinating for some reason.
WHAT'S YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND EXPIRATION DATE? You'll have to mug me on Press Street when I'm walking home at 3am for that information.

Collapse )