March 3rd, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Such Foolishness…

You guys will believe anything!

I wrote about certain goings-on at a party recently which has been picked up by tabloids the world over.

HULLOH! JOKING!

I also wrote that I was born with a tail.

But while you're believing everything I write, I've got some real estate in Florida I'd like you to consider…




P.S. I shot Hunter S. Thompson! (And I'm very sorry and I won't do it again.)