March 1st, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

10 Things You Probably Haven't Done

It's a meme I've enjoyed reading others' responses to.

[Gulp!? An interesting meme!?]
  1. Had two nurses hold me down while a doctor sawed off warts from my hand, sans anesthetic, while my mother was (unsuccessfully) banging on the door to be let in and stop the butchery.
  2. Played keyboards for Joe Leeway for the purposes of touring.
  3. Made a living exclusively from gambling.
  4. Had sex in a raquetball court.
  5. At the age of 21, met my biological family, and have managed to maintain a healthy relationship lo these years.
  6. Was almost killed when a ghost almost dropped an entire ceiling on my head.
  7. Have a personalized, autographed copy of Beat the Dealer.
  8. Own a 45 of Ashford & Simpson singing "Solid."
  9. Hosted a party where a Disney Diva broke a bathroom fucking British pop stars, tee hee.
  10. Was born with a tail. Keep it in a jar in the medicine cabinet.
I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

Love Is…

Picking up your friend from the airport who hauled a cheesesteak all the way from Gino's on 9th St. in South Philly for you.

Real dedication is…

…parting with said cheesesteak as a gift to the boyfriend.

[Okay, okay, in all fairness, I would have eaten my half, but I hate that Cheez-Whizzz Processed Cheesey-Pouf-Taste Snaxxx Produkt.]