February 28th, 2005

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

And Why Not Chubby Checker Immersed In Marshmallow Fluff?

With mad props to Lees, I give you the official — the onlyROY ORBISON IN CLING-FILM FANSITE!

Behold the tales of monstrous glee as our guileless author travels Dusseldorf with his pet turtle in search of Roy Orbison so that he may smother him in plastic wrap!

A $1.27 reward will be given to whomever can supply me with incontrivertable proof whether this site is a joke or written in all the seriousness only a fetish can summon.

Also! I am particularly fond of his use of the word, 'Also!'