October 26th, 2002

I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

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There are certain people in my life who keep me informed about Modern Pop Cultcha. Since I don't have a television and only listen to radio shows that play 1940's music, I need some "impartial" input. What would I do without you, Lees?
I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

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And yet still more from Life’s New Orleans’ Little Instruction Book”

441.
When meeting someone you don’t know well, extend your hand and give them
your name. Never assume they remember you even if you’ve met them before the finger.
I Will Not Defame New Orleans.

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Reading about Sturtle's travels, I wonder aloud to y'all: Is anyone really a member of the famed Mile High Club?

I confess I am not. It just seems too conspicuous to squeeze past the stewardess with another person and cram inside one of the tiny lavatories and then stay in it for a suspicious amount of time.

Not that I'm against that, mind you. Heavens forfend!

No, but, like, seriously, anyone ever done it in an airplane? Or better yet, the cockpit? (Huh, huh. He said "cock." Huh huh.)
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